William-ism

Part one of a possible ongoing series...

Here's something I wasn't prepared to hear from the back seat during a particularly cheerful evening outing recently. "Hey Mommy, who brought us Alex?" Uh...God? Come on people, I had a hard time keeping up the Santa thing at Christmas. I certainly wasn't going to say a stork. God. That's honest. That's what I'll be going with if that question comes up again.